Dear Lazy Me

Dear Lazy Me,

You've been in charge around the house almost since we moved in here. What's the deal girl? The dishes are piled to the ceiling and with the dish washer broken its going to take us 2 hours to clean those suckers.

There is laundry everywhere!! The living room, our room, bathrooms, Madeleine's room. I can't even tell whether it is clean or dirty!!

The litter box needed to be changed days a go,
the floor needs to be mopped,
the poop needs to be picked up in the yard,
pictures and other decor need be hung.
We haven't been able to eat on our kitchen table almost since we got it
There is desert dust everywhere because you haven't dusted in weeks.

Please, get it together and put some fuel under that bum of yours.

Kindly,

Your other half